Madonna’s hairy

Madonna’s hairy new look is just the pits

Are you following Madonna on Instagram? You really should be, she’s just a treat. Source: Instagram

POP superstar Madonna continues to use her Instagram account to bewilder the general public.

The singer debuted a hirsute new look on her account today, posting a selfie with a furry patch of underarm hair and the caption: “Long hair...... Don’t Care!!!!!! #artforfreedom #rebelheart #revolutionoflove.”

What’s strange, though, is that on close inspection (yes, we’re spending our Friday afternoon closely inspecting Madonna’s underarms, don’t judge), the hairs don’t appear to be real.

So either Madonna’s wearing an armpit merkin, or there’s some poor sod on her payroll who’s been employed to digitally add hair to her underarm after the fact.